dear adderall,

are you mad at me? there is so much i need to do with you right now, but instead i'm wasting the precious time i have with you on fb & blogger... i have to write a 2 page presentation on skakespeare. i used to do my best work with you, and i am feeling abandoned. it's cinco de mayo & i chose YOU OVER MARGARITAS. how do you not understand how big of a deal that is? i even made coffee... i know how much you love that. now return the favor. let's sling some bullshit like old times. i love you to the moon & back. i hope you haven't forgotten how we used to be.

-sars